Put a John in the Oval Office

In what passes for political insight in the entertainment media, my local newspaper commented about Sen. Kerry and Sen. Edwards having the same first name: John. Which, after a few days fermenting in my subconscious, emerged as a great unofficial campaign slogan for the Democrats:

Put a John in the Oval Office

And Flush the Turd That's There Now

OK, that's not exactly insightful, either, but it amused me.